Hello all!
I'm trying to do my best designing this crazy thing but for some reason my computer has decided to be a big butt munch and won't cooperate, so for now...I hope it looks alright.
So this week I haven't got too many embarassing or annoying moments to share but here's what's happened so far....
Monday...as in just yesterday I completely forgot to put on a bra when I came to work. I had on a tight undershirt so it just totally slipped my mind. (And I was trying to rush out the door since I was almost late) Fortunately I'm young and the girls are still perky....UNFORTUNATELY someone decided they wanted to make it freezing inside (normally I'm sweating up a storm in here) and so I was...for lack of a better phrase...nippin'. I thought maybe if I just stayed at my desk all day I wouldn't have to worry about it, but since i've decided to start drinking a lot of water I had to make several hundred trips to the restroom which is on the other side of the office. AWESOME. (Must remember to keep a sweater with me)
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Today I met a woman across the hall for the first time and it was a pleasant encounter until she walked away and I was inspired to write this little poem.
"Ode to a booty"
Oh dear lady with pants so tight
You should give a warning so I don't gasp awkwardly in fright.
Do you have a full length mirror?
If not, you should invest,
To make sure your booty doesn't send others into cardiac arrest
Anywho....that's about all i've got today, mostly because i'm afraid that someone will come around the corner and see that I'm not working like a should be.
Thanksgiving should be pretty awesome since my goal, unashamedly, is to eat an entire pie.
Until my next shocking and/or embarassing moment....
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